ArmyofDorkness's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Take Off]

the force released by their humping changed the tragectory of the doomed planet that was falling into the sun, of course soon it will get to far away from the sun, so they will have to go around to the other side of the planet and hump just enough to neutralize the momentum at the moment when the planet is the right distance from the star.

[Priorities]

this was really well made. of course, I had to skip over like half of it because my minuscule attention span couldn't cope with the lack of tits and explosions.

[The Legend of Old Man]

i dont have any problems with the cartoon, im just angry that i had to sit through an add that took longer than the cartoon.

[Dianarchy]

and all this time i thought it was a lizard man conspiracy. now i know better.

[Neighborhood Argument]

this actually brings up some interesting social issues. The idea that if we live in a free society, that means we have to put up with views that might totally piss us off. To use force to silence a racist would be a lot like agreeing with him. It would mean that you are ok with one group of people being treated badly because of their belifes.

[Best Quest - Episode 0]

that was fun. their hats remind me of adventure time with finn and jake. the best part was the carefully choreographed fight scene vs the tree.

BestQuest responds:

Thank you! Hope you stick around for the next episodes!

[No More Mourning]

i hate insurance. it's such a bullshit scam, but you need to have it or you get sodomized by bankers, who are all bullshit scammers.

Blordow responds:

i don't have insurance for anything

[Heroes Must Fight Dirty]

dispite the stupid plot and crappy animation, I found myself watching the whole thing and liking it.

HMFD responds:

Yeah, I'm working on all that