ArmyofDorkness's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Nites Episode 2]

nicely animated, but pretty boring.
Also, who walks around in full armor with no weapon?
Also, this guy sucks at dungeon crawling. He didn't even pick up the sword or the blue key.

Extellus responds:

Well as for the weapon, the guards took it away in the first episode and didn't give it back when he got kicked out of the town so that's why he doesn't have one. :/

[New Creature 2]

The idea that humans start life as sinful and require the intervention of some cosmic morallity figure is very depressing, espessially when history shows that often it works the other way around, that religion often causes people to do evil that they would have never contemplated without that external influence. e.g the crusades, suicide bombings

Good animation.

nahtanojmal responds:

In the belief that all are sinful and deserve death (having offended a good God, breaking His perfect standard), I guess some people think they should be in charge of carrying such things out while neglecting to realise they have the same death sentence upon themselves. It's not the pretty side of God/Jesus, but a loving (all knowing, perfect) God must destroy all evil. But God has provided a way for evil mankind to be perfect and good (not just outward actions but of the heart) in God's eyes.

Thanks for the review :)

[NWAR: Loose Canon]

usually the first one of a series is good and the rest kinda slide downward, but this has been good every time.

danmarkowitz responds:

Thanks man!

[Best Quest - Episode 0]

that was fun. their hats remind me of adventure time with finn and jake. the best part was the carefully choreographed fight scene vs the tree.

BestQuest responds:

Thank you! Hope you stick around for the next episodes!

[No More Mourning]

i hate insurance. it's such a bullshit scam, but you need to have it or you get sodomized by bankers, who are all bullshit scammers.

Blordow responds:

i don't have insurance for anything

[Heroes Must Fight Dirty]

dispite the stupid plot and crappy animation, I found myself watching the whole thing and liking it.

HMFD responds:

Yeah, I'm working on all that

[OTB - Wet Compasses]

i've never liked a clock thing before, but this one got me to laugh just a little bit.

RadioTubeClock responds:

Cool!

[NWAR #3: String Theory]

the animation is kinda crappy, but who cares cuz it's so well put together.

danmarkowitz responds:

Thanks! (And yeah, the animation isn't the highest priority)

[NWAR #1: Graveyard Shift]

the animation could be slightly better, but who cares? it has sweet dialog.

danmarkowitz responds:

Thanks! (Yeah, the animation was done pretty quickly to meet a deadline)