ArmyofDorkness's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Madness SWAT]

as much as im getting sick of animations like these, this one was pretty ok. at least one of the good guys got shot so its kinda realistic.
but wait, all the bad guys have brown skin?

Spaderz responds:

I wanted to change it up a bit, instead of the bland gray characters running around as cannon fodder, the terrorists "browned skinned guys" have a bit of variation and put up more of a fight towards the swat

[Good Citizen]

a good animation, but srsly, why be all downer on the government?
they are our friends and have our best interests at heart.
chemtrails are just pretty clouds.
; {

KiWiArts responds:

Haha sorry I don't know if your review is serious or sarcastic.
Nevertheless, it’s up to you to assume who is really at fault since I never really definitely said who is pulling the strings. In the end most of the power those few people are drawing from is us giving it to them freely. So the bigger question is, are we the true unaware evil puppeteers ourselves?

[Organ Story]

man, this made me hungry for cholesterol and smokes.

Splapp-me-do responds:

All the good stuff!

[Creature Police]

this seems to me like it's more of a study in lighting effects than a completed movie. the characters look good, but the animation is a little stiff and there is no background to establish the situation.
is he in the city? an underground parking garage? if so, how are there giant lizards around that no one else is worrying about? i understand that creating a bunch more art assets takes time and effort and that you already put a lot into this, so whatever, if you feel like it there is room for improvement.

also, the word "creature" in the title makes me think there is going to be several different types of creatures, otherwise you could just call it "lizard police".

muen responds:

Hi, ArmyofDorkness. Thank you so much for your review. You're right about that there should be more than one creature! haha I want to expand the series with more films. This was an early film I made, and I did feel like there was room for improvement. If you watch my next film on Newgrounds, Game Grumps in 3D "Gackt", I think you will see that I correct the issues that you brought up. Thanks again.

[Joy Meets The AntiVirus]

i feel like the script writer wasn't sure exactally where the joke was, and so just kind of brushed the plot on hoping to hit something funny.

Storyie responds:

The joke is a spoof off of The Exorcist. I just felt like you needed to write/comment for no reason at all cause you really didn't have anything better to do. Your comment equals meh to us.

[Jet Jungle]

+1 star for making a cartoon
+1 star because it's not as bad as most clockday stuff
-1 star because it features those annoying clocks, who are terrible characters
-1 star for lazy art
-1 star for the pointless benny hill scene.

RadioTubeClock responds:

lazy art? Come on now. Thanks for the review nonetheless.

[FFFFFF: Clockday Deadline]

I hate clock day.
These are the worst characters ever.
You knew you were making a terrible movie, and you did it anyway because of stupid clock day.
The only reason this is on front page is because a small circle of people need to stroke each other's egos.

FLOUNDERMANCLOCK responds:

Ahhhh, the first hate review of Clockday. It's like the first present you open on christmas. And kudos to you for not leaving a one sentence all caps review consisting entirely of misspelled homophobic slurs. If I were teaching baby tantrum anticlock reviews this one would get a solid C+ no doubt about it.

[Gamer - Shaping Staff]

this is boss. I especially like the animated smoke and the chick from total recall.

spacefader responds:

Thanks! She is an inspiration

[SegwayOfTheDead - Reviews]

ok cool, make fun of potential fans more. that must have been fun for you and your friends.

Evil-Dog responds:

oh yeah dude, I don't want fans with no sense of humor, I'm not your slave monkey, I do what I want, if you don't like it, move along

[Top Gun 2]

did i miss something here? everyone else thought this was super awesome but i thought it was boring.

Zachary responds:

It was super awesome