ArmyofDorkness's art Reviews on Newgrounds

[Gelatinous Cube]

if i remember the d&d rules correctly, it would dissolve all organic material, so the handle of the ax would be gone. don't worry about me, i just like to nitpick.

Xaltotun responds:

Damn, you're right! Lets pretend that it's petrified wood, or that it has just swalowed that axe.

[STANISLAV]

this deserves to be on the front page.

YakovlevArt responds:

Hahaha, that you be awesome!!!

[Jonathan the Vitruvius mud man]

that sure is a lot of detail. even if I didn't like it, it would still be worth five stars.

FaLk responds:

i do love drawing details, drawing wouldnt be fun if i didnt get to do the details

[Merman]

quite good. quite good. just a thought; how do they work metal underwater? they could use a volcano as a forge but there are still some problems. they can't beat the metal with a hammer, because blunt force doesn't work underwater. they can't pour it into a mold, because the water would get all in the metal and make it weak, plus the metal would cool down right away before it got into the mold. it could be that they just capture weapons from dry landers, but would you really evolve hands just for the off chance you might find something? there must be some kind of a dry bubble space by the volcano that they use for metal smithing.

LuxiferxLegion responds:

N***a wha?

[Revenge]

solid pic, good work.
but if you want to get right down to it, animals started the whole baby eating thing.

zephyo responds:

thanks man; sure puts a twist on animal cruelty.

[The shitty birth of our galaxy]

the horse reminds me of picasso's 'the bombing of guernica'
also i think this is funny so i like it.

Stoned-Gorilla responds:

ahah, actually, I was looking for reference and I googled, 'Screaming Horse'.. came across a draft of the guernica painting and decided to do an homage. Glad it was noticed.

Thanks!

[The Wood Witch]

I very like this picture.
A two handed sword is more efficient if you don't put your hands close together like that.
One hand goes right under the cross guard and the other at the end of the hilt. You get more leverage that way.

Hyptosis responds:

This is the first time this character has ever held a sword at all, but thanks!

[Werewolf attack!]

my dog has really long claws cuz i never file them down. if he was half human he would totally use them for fighting (which he loves).

i have always kind of wondered how werewolves keep their pants on during the transformation.

Brakkenimation responds:

Good question - I guess they received some tips from The Hulk :B

[Grove]

ya dude. nice. you don't often see three point perspective this deep. i feel like this deserves front page.

Brakkenimation responds:

Thank you! Glad you like it :)

Haha, well - I recently got front page for another picture... so maybe I'll have to be patient before getting another one ;B

[Pesticide Cover WC]

its pretty good and stuff, but i can't read the word at all.

leakyduck responds:

yeah i thought of that after i finished i guess there's a reason to do it again next year then. ;)